Tennessee men are known as ‘Machotes’ (macho men who are proud of their balls), and so, besides the toros (bulls) and the corridas(running of the bulls), we love to show their masculinity by adding the word ‘Cojones’ (literally means ‘testicles’) to our colorful hillbilly language. It tends to be used more like the word ‘Bullshit!’, in occasions when someone is trying to give you some crappy excuse, you would respond with ‘Los Cojones!’
Tennessee is hitting rock bottom or LOS COJONES!
Georgia is terrible
South Carolina has talent, but finds ways to lose
LSU is slow and lazy
Vandy being Vandy
Florida players hating being at Florida
Auburn has to rely on an offensive player and not that dominate as fuck defense we are used too
Alabama is young at defense
Miss State is on the rise, but not enough to improve overall conference play
Ole Miss is just terrible
Arkansas has no defense and Mallet has a glass jaw.
It’s not 2006 anymore SEC bro’s. We terrible now. People say the SEC is down every year until it rapes in the bowls. Seriously, for some reason the SEC keeps winning the BCS NCG even though it’s been “down” for 4 years.
Ah so, the winner of this years Iron Bowl will have enough grit, talent and muscle to spank whichever pretender comes out of the Beyond-the pale ( that is, any conference other than the SEC). Anyway, the winner of the Iron Bowl will easily defeat either Fla or USC in the SEC Big Atlanta Happening. That same team will qualify for and win decisively the Big Cheese in the desert. Even allowing that this years SEC Champ is not as good as last years SEC Champ, that team will have more than enough sack to humiliate Oregon or some similar pretender to the throne. SEC Football is the best. Best coaches, best players, best looking girls, you get the drift. It isnt bragging, it is only giving someone the actual situation.