The Bammeroid is a skilled position, to be a Bammeroid you must be able to:  Fix a Ford;  Fish and hunt successfully;  Know who won last week in NASCAR;  Know all SEC coaches (football only, who really gives a shit about hoops?);  Launch your boat from a boat ramp, with your wife’s help, without getting a divorce; and finally be able to reach to the national sports media by doing something horrendously stupid to embarrass the Capstone.

I have two pairs of mens Lugz shoes to give away. All I need is to giveaway the shoes is the funniest comment, story or photoshop of best bammeroid fan (the Walmart BCS Trophy collection is not allowed).  I got my 3 favorite three nominees:

Logan Young:

No Bama fan list is complete without Nathan Davis:

And Harvey Updyke:

(pic courtesy of Moondog)

Shoes eligible for the giveaway:

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