Pre-requequitsites: SEC player; Can be either black or white (prefers white); offensive playmaker (prefers a QB); and optionally ranked in the top 10.
Tebow and Cam Newton were previous pleasure receivers
Lundquist, “How do you do.” Aaron Murray; Stephen Garcia or Marcus Lattimore.
Gary’s drunk dialing number is Steve Spurrier.




Aaron Murray and A.J. McCarron are possibilities. Jordan Jefferson has an outside shot but only if he possesses mouth watering, anal pleasuring ability.