They should have dropped a JDAM

Everyone these days is talking about Texas A&M joining the SEC. Invariably the talk goes to what other school should join to make it an even number.
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I say fuck that shit.  We should use this rare opportunity to get rid of some the cheaters and bottom feeders. A one for one even exchange if you will. Here are my choices for ejection:

Alabama. One word describes Bammeroid football: Unscrupulous. Lets face it, Bama is nothing more that a infected warp core that remains on permanent NCAA probation. i wish that we could pass these cheaters off to mid-major conference that they can dominate. And when they get caught cheating again (and they will), nobody will give a shit.

Vandy. One word description: Mundane. Sure they got a coach that talks a lot of shit and is recruiting some ninja thugs that probably won’t ever get admitted into Vandy; FYI, the Coffeyville CC Football Coach just moved to the edge of his seat with the chance to get these Vandy recruits.. Their fanbase is hosting nerdjack party with all of the shit-talking and hollow promises of gridiron glory. Remember old Vandy coach Gerry DiNardo talked a lot of shit and never backed it up either. Bonus: Their stadium is even worse of an abortion than South Carolina’s stadium.

Kentucky. One word description: Timid. This program screams of sexual anorexia. Afraid to play ball with the big boys. Joker Phillips will figure out the right time to get out of Lexington. They might need Coach Calapari to recruit for them. UK football is broken, disorganized,and failed. I makes one wonder how they get kids to go there and play ball.

South Carolina. One word description: Tease. Classic mental virgins. No killer instinct in this team (like UGA without the championships). Just when things are going good on the field (meltdown of 2009 comes to mind), the Cocks invariably invoke a boner shock that makes the fans go flaccid. I would rather have Clemson anyway. Clemson as some swag.

Of course all of this would need to be approved by SEC Commissioner Mike Slive but only with Florida AD Jeremy Foley’s tacit review/approval in the staffing process.

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