Well, I finally got over the loss Saturday. It took a half gallon of jack danials though. I have come to the conclusion that we lost cause of the refs. Them Gators were wearing gloves camouflaged to blend in with our jerseys.  Sure they had 15 PI penalties, but there were a bunch more that didn’t called. Even Uncle Verne saw that. Dooley had the perfect game plan, but the refs was against us. Hell who gets called for a personal foul for pancaking? Them Gators were just more devious.  We love you Coach Dooley and we know you’ll bounce back!!

A week after coach Derrick Dooley opened up the high powered offense against the Cincinnati Bearcats it seemed as if he has a brilliant plan to catch Florida by surprise. Alas, Florida wasn’t surprised. With the loss of WR Justin Hunter look for Dooley to take this novel approach in the coming weeks – To be successful, don’t score quickly, that way you can run more plays, have more time of possession, and rest your defense. Better to hold the ball 35+ minutes, than score 3 touchdowns.

I have to admit, I have had sleepless nights studying the Buffalo Bills game film. What will Dooley do in two weeks? Run Poole 35 times right at the center or left guard? How should will the Bills defense the 15 3rd and 9′s Dooley will have throughout the course of the game?? What will they do if Dooley, once in the red zone, tries to just kick field goals instead of wearing out Poole more? Will he try boost kicker Palardy’s waning confidence? I would not want to be that guy trying to scheme the Vols

Soon you will see … I think that Tennessee will reel off an astonishing win, with this uncanny offensive game plan and the devil will be given credit for this win and the die will be cast. Y’all just wait till Dooley opens up the offense. He was just fucking around last week trying to lull Buffalo into thinking they suck. Now everyone will see the boy coach is a genius. It is not too late to save the SEC East from Spurrier and his frontrunning gamecocks..

Here is a message to you Florida Gators:
you dang Florida fans are losers. why can’t you leave us alone? you are making fun of us and it hurts my feelings and the rest of my friends. and some of them have mullets and i would appreciate you not pokin fun at them for that too. you Tennessee haters should go find a life somewheres else. go enjoy ur good season and our utter suckyness. so why don’t u grow up. Don’t y’all know what it means to be a Vol for Life? There is a lot of pride in pulling fer the Big Orange. Do you not know how many national championships we done won? Tennessee is rich with tradition, just like Army and Brown and Yale and Cornell. they got tradition too like us. everybody should respect us for who we are.

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