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Red Cross poised to assist in Alabama

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In the event that Oklahoma State slips into the BCS NC game the Red Cross is prepped to assist Alabama emergency rooms. Worst case scenarios are hospitals  filling up with 300 lb women in “bama” sweatsuits who have “fallen down the trailer stairs”. They may  have broken noses, missing teeth, black eyes, broken ribs, and bruised kidneys. for some reason, these “accidents” always happen when bama gets disrespected or loses. In this case, overlooked by the bcs polls.

One comment on “Red Cross poised to assist in Alabama

  1. Apparently it happens anyway. A chick I work with came in today with a pair of irish sunglasses. I asked if she “fell down the stairs” but she owned up and said the suspense was killing her bammer live in.

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