Yesterday Bill King tweeted that this is the time of the year that a lot of people are going to get “carpal tunnel”. I’m pretty sure that Bill is referring to this being recruiting season and there will be a lot of F5 and page refreshes from fans. I think it maybe old guys on Viagra, spanking it to 4-5 star recruits.
I get a chuckle out of this time of the year because the 21-55 age demographic football fan or “recruitnik” track 17-18 year old boys. As an example read screencap below as a Vols fan provides some detailed analysis of prospective running back physical appearance. This level of detail is completely unnecessary but is always very creepy and very funny. GLUTES.
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