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Date registered: August 3, 2012

Latest posts

  1. If TAMU is the SEC’s 13th, Who Will Be the SEC’s 14th? — September 8, 2011
  2. LWS at the BCS Championship Game — January 14, 2011
  3. Fuck You — November 16, 2010
  4. Gates in the Wild — June 21, 2010
  5. Dumbass State Rednecks — February 22, 2009

Most commented posts

  1. BAMA’S BACK (on probation)! — 72 comments
  2. Delusional Bammers — 36 comments
  3. Criminoles Get Caught — 35 comments
  4. Jerrell Powe, LMAO! — 30 comments
  5. The Taco Bell BCS Championship Game Preview — 30 comments

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Sep 08

If TAMU is the SEC’s 13th, Who Will Be the SEC’s 14th?

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Big Twelve Football, SEC Football

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First, this isn’t about who should be, who I’d like it to be, etc… This is about what realistically makes the most sense.  I know a lot of Eers fans that read this blog won’t understand that, or any of you stoned out Gator fans, but fucking deal with it. You can rule out Va …

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Jan 14

LWS at the BCS Championship Game

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Auburn, BCS, Orgeron, Pac 10 football, SEC Football

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WDE-UA

Some thoughts and random first-hand observations from the BCS Championship Game: In the Nike vs. Under Armour war, Click Clack came out on top.  Yes, Nike paid for a laser to blast Oregon shit onto Camelback Mtn., but Under Armour went All In for Auburn.  In addition to these planes circling over the stadium area for …

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Nov 16

Fuck You

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Auburn, Bammeroid, ESPN, OLe Miss, school without a mascot, SEC Football

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To the Ole Miss fan who was talking shit to me while I was trying to get a motherfucking chicken-on-a-stick and a Crispito for the first time in 2 years after Auburn tapped that Black Bear ass by 20 pts.  Fuck you.  You ruined my Chicken-on-a-stick and Crispito experience.  They don’t have chicken-on-a-stick and crispitos …

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Jun 21

Gates in the Wild

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Gators, Jorts

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This classic Gator pair was spotted at the Houston airport headed to Jacksunvill’.  Double fist those Diet Cokes, Gator.  They’ll cancel out the two Big Macs you chowed down.  BTW, NICE FUCKING JORTS! Expect more pictures of Gators in their natural habitat as I am in BFE, Florida this week.  GO GATORS GO!!!

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Feb 22

Dumbass State Rednecks

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baseball, SEC, SEC Traditions

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MSU Baseball Schedule

(HT to WidespreadPanicReb for the pic) Do they teach spelling at Mississippi State?  I guess not.  Overheard in the left field lounge at Doody Noble Field… Bubba:  Hey Billy Ray, how’s did they teach us how to spell our state back in school? Billy Ray:  You mean that crooked letter hump back thang? Bubba:  Yeah, …

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Jan 13

UAT Class at the Sugar Bowl

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Bammeroid

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Any BCS bowl would have been thrilled to have Bama, the team that built the SEC, bring their well disciplined, soft spoken, under rated team to their bowl, but it was the Sugar Bowl and NOLA that was graced with their presence. Haven’t the people of the Crescent City been through enough in the past few years? …

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Jan 13

Tebow to leave UF

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890 SAT, America's Penis, florida gators, Fluffer, Gators, Kirk Herbstreit, Lee Corso, SEC Football, Urban Meyer

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(Via email from BlueAndRedReb) MIAMI (SP) — Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national  championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim  Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend  directly into heaven. Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-hour cable sports …

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Jan 05

Big 12 FAIL

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SEC Football

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HT to WidespreadPanicReb

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Dec 24

Where not to be on Jan 2nd

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Bama, Bammer Math, Bammeroid

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(HT MGMTiger) Try to avoid a 10 mile radius of any Charter Communications office in Montgomery, AL.  Check out some of the comments in the link, don’t fuck with Bamah footbawl boy!  Expect the Charter crews unfortuante to be working those days  to be dodging molotov cocktails from the restless Bammers needing to see their false idol with REC funding …

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Dec 18

Stay Classy Ole Miss

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SEC Basketball, SEC Coaches

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Andy Kennedy, the Ole Miss Mascotless basketball coach was arrested in Cincinnati this morning for beating the shit out of a cab driver of Arab decent.  The guy probably had it coming… Bad part is AK decided to drop some racial slurs in the process, supposedly Sand N____.  All articles I looked at didn’t specify …

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