3rd Down H-Back

If TAMU is the SEC’s 13th, Who Will Be the SEC’s 14th?

First, this isn’t about who should be, who I’d like it to be, etc… This is about what realistically makes the most sense.  I know a lot of Eers fans that read this blog won’t understand that, or any of you stoned out Gator fans, but fucking deal with it. You can rule out Va [...]

LWS at the BCS Championship Game

Some thoughts and random first-hand observations from the BCS Championship Game: In the Nike vs. Under Armour war, Click Clack came out on top.  Yes, Nike paid for a laser to blast Oregon shit onto Camelback Mtn., but Under Armour went All In for Auburn.  In addition to these planes circling over the stadium area for [...]

Fuck You

To the Ole Miss fan who was talking shit to me while I was trying to get a motherfucking chicken-on-a-stick and a Crispito for the first time in 2 years after Auburn tapped that Black Bear ass by 20 pts.  Fuck you.  You ruined my Chicken-on-a-stick and Crispito experience.  They don’t have chicken-on-a-stick and crispitos [...]

Gates in the Wild

This classic Gator pair was spotted at the Houston airport headed to Jacksunvill’.  Double fist those Diet Cokes, Gator.  They’ll cancel out the two Big Macs you chowed down.  BTW, NICE FUCKING JORTS! Expect more pictures of Gators in their natural habitat as I am in BFE, Florida this week.  GO GATORS GO!!!

Dumbass State Rednecks

(HT to WidespreadPanicReb for the pic) Do they teach spelling at Mississippi State?  I guess not.  Overheard in the left field lounge at Doody Noble Field… Bubba:  Hey Billy Ray, how’s did they teach us how to spell our state back in school? Billy Ray:  You mean that crooked letter hump back thang? Bubba:  Yeah, [...]

UAT Class at the Sugar Bowl

Any BCS bowl would have been thrilled to have Bama, the team that built the SEC, bring their well disciplined, soft spoken, under rated team to their bowl, but it was the Sugar Bowl and NOLA that was graced with their presence. Haven’t the people of the Crescent City been through enough in the past few years? [...]

Tebow to leave UF

(Via email from BlueAndRedReb) MIAMI (SP) — Shortly after leading the Florida Gators to a national  championship with a 24-14 win over Oklahoma, junior quarterback Tim  Tebow announced that he would skip his senior season and ascend  directly into heaven. Tebow entered the press room to wild applause. A reporter for a 24-hour cable sports [...]

Big 12 FAIL

HT to WidespreadPanicReb