John Adams Speaks Truth. Hillbillies Stun Nation With Sheen Of Reading, Writing And Computer Literacy Skills.
John, John, John… You done blow’d up the Orange Nation with your truth-telling opus. Legions of Philbillies have taken to the internets to slam your column. The comments section alone is a proofreader’s wet dream. That’s just sad, really. John had several great points and articulated them well. Whilst the FOPs (Friends of Phil) crow [...]
Earth To Ruff-N-Tuff: Next Time Use Nair, Boy-atch.
Okay, the UT medical staff has come up with some doozies over the years. Like totally missing Ced Houston’s thyroid problems a few years back. Or not giving Travis Henry several hundred Magnums in an effort to curb his procreatic goal of making Shawn Kemp look like a celibate Trappist monk. But this one could [...]
And For My First Carnival Post: Tony Stewart Unleashes Venomous Tirade on Entire Pit Crew for Making Him Win in Chicago.
Mssr. Eugene isn’t the only Socker posting on Epic Carnival. I’m in the fray, too. click here to check it out and be sure to check out epiccarnival.com for the musings of myself, Jai, Winder and about 50 other sportsbloggers. Oh yeah, there’s plenty o’ tuna there, too.
Dave Of Dave, Dave and Dave To Be Replaced By…Dave!
. Well, this is horseshit. JP Sports, er, Lincoln Financial Sports football analyst Dave Rowe, long-rumored to be the father of Holly Rowe (he’s not) is being kicked out of the broadcast booth after 13 seasons, to replaced by former Falcons qb Dave Archer. Crimony! Seriously, Dave Rowe spent 28 years in broadcasting and has [...]
Jason Witten’s Mom Blows Golden Opportunity To Star In Campbell’s Chunky Soup Commercial.
ELIZABETHTON, TN Kimberly Witten, 48, mother of former University of Tennessee and current Dallas Cowboys all-pro tight end Jason Witten, was arrested on 25 counts of forgery after withdrawing a total of 5500 dollars from another woman’s bank account. But more importantly, her dreams of ever being in a Campbell’s Chunky Soup commercial were forever [...]
Dan Patrick To Announce 3 New Additions To T.G.I. Friday’s Jack Daniel’s Grill.
Ending over a week of rampant internet speculation, in a Losers With Socks exclusive, we can confirm that Dan Patrick’s “big announcement” will introduce sweeping changes to the T.G.I. Friday’s Jack Daniel’s Grill on his Thursday radio broadcast. It would be a homecoming of sorts, as Patrick had served as a company spokesman a few [...]
Milwaukee Bucks to Yi Jianlian: Hey, Lots of Your People Live Here!
Milwaukee Bucks management and five of their twelve fans are pissed at prima donna draft pick Yi Jianlian, who failed to show up for the perfunctory post-draft press conference set up to introduce him. The 7-foot power forward from Shenzen, China has long indicated his desire to go to a team whose city has “a [...]
