New Most Hated Team Ever: Alabama
As if we needed another reason to want to kick this cheating, lying, cocky, self-absorbed bag of dicks in the face – he gives us another one. Accenting the glorious canvas that is the Interweb with the beauty and majesty that is SEC Poon might be one of the greatest single deeds ever done – [...]
Pulling Gator Poon
OK Vawls. I know what you’re thinking. “I’m gonna cruise on down to Gunsville, now. Watch a little of that thar football – get ornery with some of them thar Gator fans and get myself into some of those Lady Gator britches.” Now fellas, pulling SEC Poon is a tradition in our conference – just [...]
You? Emmitt Smith? Haaaa!!!!
So, I get home yesterday after a tough day at work and after more than an hour and a half of sitting on the world’s largest parking lot (L.A.’s infamous 405 freeway) all I want to do is chill. I head to my mailbox and what do I see? The Sports Illustrated College [...]
The Tragic Story of Dorian “The Historian” Munroe
There are many heroes involved in the fight against oppression. The fight against totalitarianism. The fight against Dict-Gators. This is the story of how one man, one defensive back, fought that oppression and won, sort of. This week, it was announced that University of Florida safety Dorian “The Historian” Munroe took one on the chin [...]
Ugliest #1
There’s’ nothing we hate more than lists. But this one had to be done. Who’s the ugliest #1 NBA draft pick ever? Now, before you jump and hand the trophy to Mr. Oden take a look at the fuglies of yester-draft and vote. Plus: Plus: Equals: Greg Oden ’07: This guy looks like the outcome [...]
