Up Yours, ESPN
The Real Who’s Now I thought I would let you guys get in on this. You can also check out the most recent analysis of the Steroids region, if your interested in this competition. After watching ESPN’s tired new segment, Who’s Now, for the past few days, we reciprocated the boredom by constructing our own [...]
Get your resumes ready
The NBA and NHL seasons have ended. It’s too early to talk about football, pro or college. And baseball, while the games aren’t meaningless, its hard for me to get jacked for a game when the Rangers are 30-44. Can you imagine playing on a baseball team that sucked. The Rangers have played 74 games. [...]
Hang Time in Sacramento
The Sacramento Kings have signed Reggie Theus as its head coach. There are exactly three things funny about this situation. 1. He was the head coach of the Deering Tornados on the sitcom Hang Time (which aired on Saturday mornings on NBC). 2. He’s coming from New Mexico St. Usually when your previous coaching experience [...]
Was the end of the game awkward?
Is it me or does it look like Timmy has been waiting for that hug for a long time. And he is enjoying a little too much. As the desperation faded into depression inside the heart of 20,562 frustrated Cleveland fans, the San Antonio Spurs, well, just felt fucking awkward. I think the fact that [...]
Foul!
Eh, I don’t really give a shit. It was the Spurs. And it was Bruce Bowen. And it did look like a foul. But win or lose, the series was over (I’ll come back to this later). My interest in this series is parallel to a 9-year old’s interest in porn. It’s something you should [...]
Seed them 1-16 and be done with it.
That’s the guy running the NBA. Of course something is going to be wrong. ESPN’s John Hollinger wrote an article dealing with the possibility of changing the NBA’s playoff format in an effort to avoid finals that have predetermined champions. I love his format. He proposed that the West play the East in the first [...]
We can still laugh at his face
And this is a good picture. Ugly bastard. That’s really the only shortcoming we have on Tim Duncan after the three-time NBA champion scored 23 points, dished out eight assists, and grabbed nine rebounds in route to a 103-92 victory in Game 2 of the NBA finals. Leaving him half-way to his fourth title and [...]
What the hell was that?
Go for it Roy! Was that the NBA finals? I mean, between Cleveland’s frightening execution and the NBA finals’ theme music that sounded suspiciously like the music off Tin Cup, I would of bet anything that it was early March and someone was just enjoying a great movie. But after the weed wore off, I [...]
