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LWS owns Outermonvolia, Insider Reveals Truth

As most of you know, the LWS staff has taken a few days out of our rigorous schedule (read: scooping major media outlets. Hopson? Smith?) to focus on the quick-to-ban “website” of Trailer Park All Stars known as Outermonvolia.  I will say we have one more “ace in the hole” if needed, but we doubt it [...]

Scooped again. Yet another Loserswithsocks Exclusive, Tyler Smith to stay in Knoxville

Note: A big shout out to a prominent Tennessee message board poster on the scoop. Against his will, he went out boozing on a Friday night in order to get this inside info. Sounds like a great night, and a night that Vol hoop fans will appreciate. Here is his full report. Exclusive to LWS: [...]

Prominent Poster on the ‘Quest banned as Tigers get Owned

I don’t have the words to explain the night. It became apparent 45 minutes before the tip that some websites have no sense of humor. A poster on a certain Tennessee website was banned for being funny. It was a travesty. It is unbelievable. It is predictable. It was typical. I am drunk…… On to [...]

Grab your Glock, Lofton…. We’re headed to Memphis

As Saturday nears, I find myself more concerned about the safety of the Tennessee basketball team rather than the outcome of the game. This is Memphis we are talking about. There are no cops. There are no rules. There are no normal people. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Memphis is a shithole. Take out BBQ, St [...]

The Standard from which all other schools are measured

Dressed only in a Tennessee Peyton Manning Home Jersey, a Indy Colts Super Bowl Champion cap and a pair of Oakley Thump Pro premium sunglass with a state-of-the-art MP3 player (playing Kenny Chesney) to create the ultimate masturbation experience. I spanked from the beginning to the end of the video below.  Since the video is [...]

Ron Mexico Ponies Up 10K

Nice job Mike Vick, I suppose 10K is better than nothing. Let’s see, that works out to be $303 per victim and 70K less than PacMan Jones spent on the strippers in Vegas. [Foxsports] Perhaps Randy Moss best described what $10,000 means to a multi-millionaire pro athlete: (when asked about a fine) “No, cause it [...]