Following Mike Hamilton’s stormy tenure as Athletic Director for the University of Tennessee, Joan Cronan, the long time head of the women’s athletic department, was given the moniker of Interim Director while the Board of Trustees begins its national search for a full time replacement.  Jimmy Cheek, who is spearheading the search, thanked Mrs. Cronan [...]

As these two bitter rivals march towards their showdown in Atlanta, LWS is proud to bring you the interweb’s first Tale of the Tape – The University of South California v. The University of Tennessee.  Today, LWS will preview the coaching matchups.  The Preview will continue Friday, with final predictions Monday. HEAD COACHES: Derek Dooley [...]

A night of cold sweats, wringing of hands and gnashing of teeth.  The terror grows inside, the blackness spreading, climbing my spine like roaches on prison bars, the dark sickness penetrating not only my organs but my soul. The University of Alabama is playing in the National Championship game. That twenty centuries of stony sleep [...]

In response to recent criticism surrounding Kansas head football coach Mark Mangino, Athletic Director Lew Perkins has decided to open up the job to a small but weighty list of candidates. “The University of Kansas has always valued dedication, character and morbid obesity,” said Perkins.  “In that spirit, we believe that we may need to [...]

It’s week 12 in CFB and the season is flying by. Only a couple of weeks left, then Championship Saturday followed by the bowls and the BCS NC game. Well, we are officially in a 2-2 rut, as the Locks went 2-2 ATS last week for the 5th straight week in a row bringing the [...]

Lane Kiffin dismissed Janzen Jackson from the University of Tennessee football team today, over a week after the now infamous incident involving Jackson and two other players, Nu’Keese Richardson and Mike Edwards. “We are very disappointed with these three freshman,” Kiffin said.  “We are building a championship football team here.  There is absolutely no room [...]

As the clash between two bitter rivals approaches, former Tennessee coach Phillip Fulmer met with the entire Florida team this morning in Gainesville and delivered a fiery speech encouraging the Gators to mercilessly crush the Vols. “I just told them that football is a game of field position,” said Fulmer.  “You gotta work like heck [...]

(Doubleclick to enlarge) Lane Kiffin’s magical start at Tennessee didn’t end Saturday, as many have suggested.  As with every other move made to this point, the UCLA loss was all part of the plan. “We really don’t give a fuck about UCLA,” Kiffin tells LWS in an exclusive and uncensored interview.  “They know we could [...]