Category Archive: SEC Coaches

Nov 13

No Decision On Dooley, But Why Not?

During his Monday afternoon press conference, Tennessee Vols head coach Derek Dooley told reporters that Athletic Director Dave Hart hadn’t made a decision regarding his future. The fact that Dooley hasn’t already been fired has many Vols’ fans wondering how much more evidence Hart needs to make a decision. Putting aside all of the on-field …

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Jan 11

Tennessee taps that Kansas Ass

and destroys the now shamed public persona of UT = University of Tats. Playing with a depleted lineup,minus  four gang bangers of  Smith Williams, Tatum and Goins,   Tennessee beat #1  ranked  Kansas Jayhawk’s Rock Chalk ass.  My beloved Vols popped that Kansas anal cherry. Celebrating another huge hoops wion.  Kentucky is the next notch …

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Jul 27

Number 25

Quick, somebody throw up the “U”!! Hurricane commit kicked out of Gators camp for flashing the “U” – OrlandoSentinel.com Oops!!! LB Dusty “Rhodes” Doe,arrested again. Gator Trifecta? Multiple arrests? check A starter? Check Suspended with a date with the “Leadership” committee? Check “Dustin had been suspended from team activities while resolving his parking-ticket issues and …

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May 29

#23 for Herban

23 “piss my pants” arrests under Herban’s  “watch”.  Alas, Two National Championships make it worth it.  Besides all of the other things that Gators truly hold dear (jorts, nat light etc…). It is all about:”National Championships.”  I am howling like  mike slive with jeremy foley’s fist inserted into my ass and working me like a …

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May 20

Scorched Colon

Monte Kiffin is a BAD Man

Memo to Monte:  Defense ain’t the problem in Knoxville.   Can you please  fix what remains  of the dynamic duo from the explosive  #117th ranked offense? Reading the interview  below, Monte seems to be the opposite of Lane, humble, reserved and careful with his words. SportingNews.com – Your expert source for NCAA Football stats, scores, …

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May 15

Alabama continues to embarrass the SEC

So, SEC Fans. Is Alabama kinda of like the retarded brother that sits in the corner and monitors the dust devils in sunlight? Glad they’re not in my conference. Shit fire, they would have had to kick them to the curb years ago.  They kind of remind me of the old SWC…remember what happened to …

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Apr 21

Memo to Lane Kiffin

This shirt will look tight with your favorite gators acid-washed cut off jean shorts. I look for this simple but elegant  fashion statement to continue to dominate the focus of Florida Gator Football to the point of Epic Fail. Lane Kiffin is in Herb’s head…deep inside it. You Simply Can’t Buy Advertising Like This | …

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Apr 17

Orange and White Game

Autographs here!!

It’s that time of year again. With the Volunteers spring football game rapidly approaching, it’s time to get ready for the upcoming football season. Come back to Tennessee Football Fans.  Hang out with the others of your kind!!! I think it will be an awkward get together. Jock Sniffers unite!!  Dress like a dickhead and …

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Mar 23

Cromptonite NerdGasm: Tales of the Black Freighter

Like a crazy super hero from a graphic novel, Tales Of The Black Freighter, All American Tennessee QB Jon Crompton is firmly seated in the saddle. Appalacia mythology tells us that  Cromps is the god of war, thunder and lightening, and he is rumored to be the son of a  Black Bear. Cromptonites now try …

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Mar 19

Scorched Colon

Alabama Football= Reprobates

Rumors are swirling (egads bitches)  everywhere concerning the NCAA is prepping to  clean  Bama’s clock again and Gadsden City High School. Can’t have smoke without a fire. Or is it plausible that  Logan Young has emerged from Federal Witness Protection??? RTR Can you really rob the grave without actually killing the body?? RTR Here is …

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