Category Archive: Tennessee Volunteers

Nov 13

No Decision On Dooley, But Why Not?

During his Monday afternoon press conference, Tennessee Vols head coach Derek Dooley told reporters that Athletic Director Dave Hart hadn’t made a decision regarding his future. The fact that Dooley hasn’t already been fired has many Vols’ fans wondering how much more evidence Hart needs to make a decision. Putting aside all of the on-field …

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Sep 19

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Boom Hang 84 or Man up quitters

I have to say as a Vol fan I hope Florida dumps 84 points on Tennessee’s ass….. Maybe these half-ass-slacking playing starters will wake the hell up and earn some damn pride and play fricking football. I love the Lane Train but somewhere he lost his “pair” if you know what I mean. The last …

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Aug 10

LWS Exclusive: The “VOLS” from Neyland’s New Home!

This just in from a very, very deep source/mole inside the UT Athletic Department. This source is so deep, if the AD was a human body you’d have to stick an entire yard stick up someone’s ass to get to this source. So, this is some real shit. A lot of people have been wondering …

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Jul 13

Next Vol Beast-Studs?

Chase Rettig, beaststud, may not have MDVs, but he has Casey Clausen's Silicone Valley Damn Values...

As summer approaches and high schools start their spring practices, it’s time for some select beast-studs with extremely fluid hips to make a commitment, since some like to get that out of the way. After all, you can’t have things like college choices interfering with your beast stud enhancement training. So now that Tennessee has …

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Jul 06

Recruiting Thoughts from _Hyams

Bryce Brown is NOT visiting UT and my work on the radio sucks Donkey balls.

Jun 12

Feel Steel: Tennessee

Eric Berry owns Tim Tebow…. Ranking the SECs 30 best players: Nos. 1 and 2 – SEC – ESPN – Rocky Top Talk My beloved Vols are the proverbial snake in the grass…..Read below (Acrobat required).  The Warrior culture is enjoying a revival in Knoxville with rising 5th year senior Jon Crompton. He is dominating …

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May 20

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Monte Kiffin is a BAD Man

Memo to Monte:  Defense ain’t the problem in Knoxville.   Can you please  fix what remains  of the dynamic duo from the explosive  #117th ranked offense? Reading the interview  below, Monte seems to be the opposite of Lane, humble, reserved and careful with his words. SportingNews.com – Your expert source for NCAA Football stats, scores, …

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May 18

Cromps is working on that Masters of Football Excellence

The Nation continue to stir, slick and wet with excitement from the BJ Coleman intimidation/departure.   I bet Cromps scored higher than 890 on his SAT. Tennessee quarterback Jonathan Crompton spent Friday celebrating his graduation from the College of Communication and Information. This summer, he’ll begin work on a master’s degree in sports psychology. Crompton’s next …

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May 13

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Tennessee adds some big recruits

I believed  in April that we were going to try real hard and secure some blue-chip D-Linemen.   This kid is one of those Greg Oden kids or even a Mean Joe Green kind of player.    DT Anthony Johnson is grown man that is will be 265 pounds of shit-your-pants when he gets to Knoxville. If …

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Apr 20

Orange and White Thoughts

With the 6 mill golden parachute, Fulmer should have worn checkerboard overalls to accept the Neyland Award.  TBC’s  fashion sense sucks.  Remember he wore those form fitted hats forever….UT honors former coach Fulmer – NCAA Football – SI.com Crompton clearly solidified his status as a star on the big stage. Coleman plays against the scrubs, Crompton …

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