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Follow the Money

…..contract details ESPN will pay the SEC $2.25 billion over the 15-year span,ESPN, SEC sign historic contract – News Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, This shit is so translucent. Here is the bottom-line: Who is more marketable?  Tebow or Alabama.  Obviously Tebow is, and the Foley-Meyer-Tebow love “stool” is a pretty good PR angle too.  [...]

Up Yours, ESPN

The Real Who’s Now I thought I would let you guys get in on this.  You can also check out the most recent analysis of the Steroids region, if your interested in this competition.  After watching ESPN’s tired new segment, Who’s Now, for the past few days, we reciprocated the boredom by constructing our own [...]

Canadians should be sickened….

Is he really that shocked? Or is he just looking at his reflection THEIR prize. THEIR premium accolade. The trophy THEY dream about hoisting in the air as children. The pride of Canadian. The great Lord’s Stanley Cup. Will be living in Orange County for a year. Yea. Southern Cal. Like they need it. Southern [...]

It’s going to be nasty

In the midst of one of the more memorable moments in NBA history, the less watched, yet remarkably captivating, Stanley Cup finals were materializing into something memorable as well. Ottawa and Anaheim put on a dazzling rendition of Saturday evening hockey filled with eight total goals, five alone in the second period, vicious hits, one [...]

Horny Grandmother

Alright this isn’t sports related, but Jesus Christ.  I thought this was a must see for anybody who hasn’t seen this yet. A 95-year old Chinese grandmother has a 5-inch horn growing out of her forehead. How many of you guys just said, “What the fuck?!” Because that’s what I said.  They said it appeared [...]

Put some money on it…

Put some money on it. Get drunk. Get rowdy. And enjoy. Even if you hate hockey. Ottawa and Anaheim will take the ice for Game 2 of the Stanley Cup finals at 8:00 ET on the leader in sports mediocrity (except hockey), the Versus network. Trust me. If you like guys who have no respect [...]

We have a series

Thank God! We have a series. All of a sudden both conference finals have absorbed some sought after intensity and I bet David Stern would gladly kiss Utah and Cleveland on the ass right now for turning the most banal conference finals into something worth while. What a performance by Lebron James. I hate to [...]

Enterprise Alabama Tornado Victim Assistance

One of our contributers lives in the Enterprise Alabama area. He asked that we post the following information: contact information for donations and related stories. As a sidenote, the Toys R Us in Dothan Alabama refused to discuss providing donations (Stuffed animals) to the displaced children. In case anyone was interested. The Alabama governor’s office [...]

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