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Ranking the Marching Bands
I have a confession to make. First of all, I am not gay. However, I do love college fight songs. One of my hobbies is listening to and memorizing the various fight songs and traditions throughout college football. I love the marching bands and the pageantry. I have seen all of the supposedly great marching [...]
Lloyd Braun’s World Tour Update
As you know, Mercedes De La Renta jumped out to an early lead in the battle for Lloyd and let me assure you she has done nothing to diminish her lead over the course of the past few days. She is smoking the competition. I will visit her this weekend in the mountains of North Carolina. How [...]
Lloyd Braun’s World Tour
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am a bachelor and that is NOT good if you have a daughter who is single and of legal age. This past weekend I started what I will call “Lloyd Braun’s World Tour”. Some may find the details titillating while others may vomit and convulse. But I wouldn’t [...]
Why Do They Say It’s Hot??
Does anybody else ever get annoyed when certain food is advertised as “hot” or “spicey” when in fact it is neither? I went to Charlie Peppers on the strip and got the “Death Valley” wings. I was frightened to take my first niblet. As soon as the fried chiken appendage touched my tongue I breathed [...]
ESPN Disrespects Joe Paterno
He has always been about respect. Early in his career, when other schools began to adorn their helmets with stickers, it was disrespectful. Later, when he donated $4 million to expand the PSU Library, an act that constituted respect. And so, last Saturday against, after being treated to several ovations and an especially warm greeting [...]
Smokey Gets Sick
Shula confirmed reserve wide receiver Mike McCoy did fall victim to the jaws of “Smokey”, Tennessee’s blue tick hound mascot who bit McCoy and tore his uniform pants during pregame warm-ups. “I can confirm that,” Shula said. “I wasn’t an eyewitness. It drew blood in the pregame warmups.” Shula also confirmed that McCoy did play [...]
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