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New post on my tumblr: Gruden is PUP…

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After successfully beating his third or fourth anxiety attach of the morning, Jon Gruden removed the brown paper sack from his face into long enough to tell Tennessee he was both physically and emotionally incapable of leading the SEC’s flagship football program back to glory.

Jon Gruden’s fear of returning to the sideline was paralyzing…so much so that he found himself unable to commit to the University of Tennessee. Many people would argue that one should not fear failure but embrace it because eventually, it will lead to a beautiful success.

Not Jon Gruden.

He succumbed to his fear of coaching college football. Stay up in the booth Jon, we don’t need a coach that would perfect the “deer in the headlights” stare then meltdown when facing Alabama’s Nick Saban.

What does Jon Gruden do when he feels like a failure at coaching? He probably kicks himself in the jimmy- which would be great right now if he could physically do that. Gruden is now wallowing in ineptitude, comforting himself with something warm and creamy (ice cream? Mac and cheese?) – After all, will a few more calories really make a difference now?

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, work for ESPN on Monday Night Football. Thanks for the procrastination and I hope your anxiety attacks eventually subside (next week).

on tumblr: http://loserwithsocks.tumblr.com/post/36894278757

Jai Eugene

Jai Eugene

No I am not the real Jai Eugene from LSU. Or as Jai is known at Tennessee as "the one that got away". I am retired Army Aviator that happens to have a blog that produces sometimes relevant Tennessee Vols content. Sure those dicks over DawgSports and the MGOBlog say we are a little "analysis challenged". Maybe it had something to do with me helping to defend their first amendment rights overseas while they were out shopping at the mall. Anyway, we have been around since 2006. Been mentioned in GoVolsxtra, Sports illustrated, ESPN, the Atlanta Journal and Deadspin to name but a few major left wing sports media that seem to think we do a pretty good job. If you have story tips, want to chat or advertise on the site contact me at loserwithsocks@gmail.com
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