Anti Fulmer Sign May 7, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Coaches, SEC Football, SEC Traditions, Tennessee Volunteers.7 comments
Anti-FulmerSign On Car Lands Signal Mountain Man With Obscenity Charge
posted May 6, 2008
A Signal Mountain man is facing an obscenity charge after displaying a sign on his car.
A sheriff’s deputy who made the arrest said Jeremy Boyd Eaker, 20, of 7717 Sawyer Pike, had a sign reading: “F— you, Fulmer.”
My uncle lives on Signal Mountain, after he read the story of the Signal Mountain Neck getting the ticket for his Fuck You Fulmer car sign, he sent me the picture below. He snapped this photo near the CATZ & DOGZ on Sawyer Pike last week.
News on America’s Penis May 7, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in America's Penis, florida gators.1 comment so far
Executive Summary of the conclusion of Florida’s legislative session [TBO] .
- Bestiality: Yes [Herban wept]
- License plates: Added to the roster of 109 specialty plates now available are new ones touting Florida’s resemblence to a dangling wiener (See Above).
- Wheelies: No.
- Evolution: Fail (Maybe later)
- Making a mom look at her fetus before she aborts it: No (for now).
- Getting fired for keeping your gun in your car: No.
- Growing pot at home: No.
- racially offensive lyrics in the state anthem: No.
This Gate looks stoned May 7, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.add a comment
F. C. King Links May 7, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.4 comments
Stunning College Football Meth Ads [Barstoolio]
Vote for your favorite Vol Blog [UTVolsBlog]
Fun with Kentucky’s youth movment [SSS Forums]
Adam Archuleta’s tuna, Wow just wow [DockSquad]
Ms. OLovely who is a fan of lasagna and lesbians [Busted Coverage]
The coolest video of the day- Lingerie Football League [FanIQ]
Nick Saban is king of the loopholes [Randball]
Breast feeding will make you smart [Part Mule]
Graffiti artists work on hump sign [Tasty Booze]
Brits conquer CalellaFest [Don Chavez]
Mathew Broderick has mostly gay friends - as we suspected [Holy Taco]
Amy Winehouse needs a zoo to call home [Drunken Stepfather]
Miss Sterling is Miss Coed [Coed Magazine]
Jessica Jaymes has some personal photos to show [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
Abi Titmuss is bangable because… [Bright Black Internet]
Federica Fontana working a nice bikini [on205th]
Aerobic chicks - enough said [MacGsWorld]
France gives Kylie Minogue some honor [Cuzoogle]
Tory Lane gives out pole dancing instruction [Uncoached]
Tebow, you’re doing it wrong May 6, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in Urban Meyer, florida gators.10 comments
The Tebow circumcision [Snip it Gate] procedure is an epic fail. They are doing it wrong. The penis is in front and further down. This picture further proves that an 890 SAT score translates to limited success in real life. The scholar athlete looks like he is about to punch the kid with his “not wearing surgical gloved hands”.
F. C. King Links May 5, 2008
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It’s the Implant Marathon - [Bustedcoverage]
Does Lou Holtz Fap over fire? - [GMoney]
Jennifer Aniston looking pretty nice - [Drunkenstepfather]
Guess who these young stars are.. - [COED Magazine]
Estella Warren is highly underrated - [On205th]
Man is this girl dirty - [Dirty Rotten]
Pittsburgh Penguins Have some Hot Ass Ladies -[Don Chavez]
More of that bikini wearing teacher - [Tastybooze]
Miss HIN, Bianica - [Hottest Girls of Myspace]
Putin’s Girlfriend is a Hottie - [Attuworld]
Chris Cooley Has an Interesting Blog - [Brahsome]
Roger Clemens is Apologizing - [Holy Taco]
Mourning at the Kentucky Derby - [Macgsworld]
Was Fergie Ever a Porn Star? - [BBI]
Mischa Barton is topless - [Dickism]
Emma Frain Sexy in the Shower- [Zootoday] (NSFW)
Kentucky School President surprised, SURPRISED, when Billy Clyde offers an 8th Grader May 5, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in Bat Shit Crazy, Kentucky Wildcats, SEC Coaches, SEC Traditions.4 comments
SEC COY discuss Scotty Hopson’s and 8th graders.
Received this from Chris from the UK focused Intentional Foul website: In light of the slight hubbub surrounding the University of Kentucky’s signing of Michael Avery, an 8th grader who obviously hasn’t started high school yet, I managed to find a bit of humour ( spelled in British style for the UK fans) in the whole thing:
“An eighth-grader?!” he blurted out. [Charlotte Observer]
That was my favorite part of the article - President Todd hired this lush loon and he should not be getting all wacktose intolerant…Billy Clyde is quickly becoming the Basketball version of Batshit Shit Crazy Ed Orgeron. The kid is 13 and he watched him play twice. Hell, the child does not even know what high school he is going to attend next semester but has gotten a college commitment????
Here is the real question: Does the commitment really count if Gillespie was rip-roaring drunk when offered the kid? If it doesn’t, then nothing Gillispie does ever matters.
Arizona State to maintain cheerleaders May 5, 2008
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ASU + Cheerleaders = Shocking Greatness [Baltimore Sun]
Tebow: Homemade Circumcision May 5, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in florida gators.8 comments
Tebow shows the Bull Gator Club how he did it in the Philippines. (Doubleclick to enlarge, no pun intended)
The legend of Tim Tebow continues to grow.
Tebow, the Florida quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner, spent spring break in the Philippines and — according to Dave Curtis of the Orlando Sentinel — helped circumcise impoverished children. [Wizard of Odds]
“My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my uncut dong a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!”4th verse of We are The Boys
The turtle neck! The impoverished kids are so cold without their turtle necks. Real men circumcise themselves in public. Tebow roundhouse-kicked his own foreskin off. He then immediately lopped off the tip of America’s Penis:
At the end of the day (before you shower that is) there is a lot of Filipino dick is prolly a pile cleaner and a bunch less stinky. Those impoverished kids didn’t need their scrotum satchels anyway. Yeah scrotum satchels that just collect dried soap; hair and pepperidge farm goldfish if you’re sitting around watching TV naked.
Do it yourself!
All you need is:
-rusty scissors
-Bible
-any Gator QB
TEXAS!!! May 4, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.8 comments
RTR
Laugh at my avatar now. May 3, 2008
Posted by jonkoncak in NBA.Tags: Atlanta Hawks
11 comments
You laughed. You made fun of me. I was even called, “the only hawks fan left on the planet” and now the Atlanta Hawks have forced the most unlikely game 7 in any playoff of any sport ever played. About as unlikely as UGA winning the SEC basketball title. GATA. And if you ask, “is it difficult to pull for a Billy Donovan coached Gator?”, the answer is, yes. Time will wear that off, maybe, but it is tough right now.
Atlanta and Metro Atlanta love basketball, but we haven’t had anything to get pumped about in a very, very long time. Things have been pretty bleak since ‘Nique was traded and the hawks organization has been rightfully cursed ever since. Sure, it took the Hawks making the playoffs for Atlanta fans to pumped, but that would apply in any city whose basketball organization has put as little effort into their jobs the past decade.
Phillips Arena has been rocking in the playoffs too. The Omni was like that during the seasons and playoffs back in the late 1980’s when ‘Nique and the Hawks were battling Bird and the Celtics and the Pistons. The media loves, loves, loves to blanket Atlanta sports fans. At this point, it’s just lazy journalism. Every sports town whose best franchise is average as grits has poor attendance. They said the Boston fans would out number the Hawks fans in Phillips for the playoffs. That’s funny, because if they are, they’re cheering for the wrong team. Sure, the Hawks may lose in Boston, but this city is actually excited about Hawks basketball. If the Hawks win game 7, this city will be as high as it was during the Braves run in 1991-92. Either way, it’s fun while it lasts.
Perriloux gets booted May 2, 2008
Posted by lloydbraun in SEC Coaches, SEC Football, SEC Traditions.16 comments
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