Bammeroids, I love them so. His tat can’t top mine, I have a tattoo of a flying mutant penis going on a bombing raid on a bunch of vagina monsters. The flying penis is orange and has its own tattoo of a Coach Fulmer clapping his hands, there is a hilly background with WWII style anti-tank barriers, and the vagina monsters sort of look like spiders with sharp teeth. I also have a tattoo of a giant butterfly breathing fire on Bear Bryant. Coach Bryant is totally on fire and looks like he is drunk and stupid. Underneath is the banner "FUCKED UP". The butterfly is winking at the viewer.