Tennessee’s Tattered Windsock
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Here is what it means:
Tattered Windsock [urban's dicktionary]. To render one’s anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement, penetrative intercourse, or a catastrophic beatdown on the gridiron.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of meteorological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.
Anyone can see that all of the rats have jumped off the sinking ship. In the photo below (from Gator Sports) pop star Michael Jackson prepares to high 5 former Vol fan, Kenny Chesney (yellow arrow).
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I think that’s appropriate. Also makes me feel good to see all the analysts dropping wv outta the top 5. Truly a good weekend
BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHA!!!
WVU…….BWAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA
The sky is not as blue
I think the sky is a beautiful color of blue with some orange hues in it this morning. Beatdown indeed. Nice try vawls, maybe next year, or not.
Probably not
Fuck, not even I can figure out how to get back to the blog posts.
My dad told me that it’ll feel better the next day. But why do I feel worse??? Maybe it’s the cold Hot n Ready pizzas from Little Caesar’s I ate late last night, or maybe the realization that Florida is gonna be just as powerful next year…
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA. You guys got DESTROYED.
Tebow stole your girlfriend, took her to the local Applebees, fucked her in the parking lot, gave her $8 and told her to buy her own Jack Daniels Chicken….and then drove away to go out drinking with his boys.
Hey look on the bright side. Alabama won.
Oh wait…..
I really need to put a filter on kiss the rings. He is the kind of UF fan that makes me wish LSU kills them
I always thought off Tebow as a Chili’s kind of guy.
Tebow will be eating his Applebees thru a straw after LSU cracks 4 of his vertebrae.
I always thought of Tebow as Krystal guy. Less choices to create confusion
WE LOOKED HORRIBLE YESTERDAY
Could be worse…could be like Notre Dame.
Line for next Saturday…
Gates -∞ @ Ole Miss
Even as a gator fan, I felt for the vols yesterday. That was a beating. Better luck next year. If I were you, I would honestly start a Tim Tebow for Heisman campaign to increase the chances that he goes pro early. Otherwise, you guys may want to just focus on basketball for the next couple of years.
Tebow cannot spell NFL. He is Herban’s puppet boy and will do what ever the great disciplinarian tells him to do.
Did you guys see the erotic kiss I got on the sideline? Later that evening in our dorm, his balls were in the same position.
Better luck next year??? Ha…
We’d be lucky if UT scores a touchdown…
BTW thank you all for picking Ark to win against Bama. Once again you were dead wrong and you look like dumba$$e$. Please feel free to pick Georgia next week while Coach Saban bust yet ANOTHER load in my mouth. I like to take it like a lil bammer beetch.
You can’t spell “ROUT” without UT…
Fluffer….don’t make me finish it
LOL…
So I’m thinking now that apparently Troy is better than roUT…
I was resting comfortably on Tebow’s shoulder.
It is all part of an elaborate scheme to destroy Florida. Let him think that he has turned to the corner with a “laydown” by UT, while Les Miles waits in the weeds.
This plan has been set in motion and nothing can stop it now. Meyer’s lack of discipline and punk attitude are going to be exposed in Baton Rouge
That’s what the Tigers said in 2003…
Ears:
Florida sure did looked like an undisciplined team yesterday, didn’t they?
Worst loss in Fulmer’s 16 years as Coach.
If Less hides in the weed, that will only help us Gates — don’t cha know? Its the source of our strength. Ohh, and thanks for the posting. I had no idea what a “tattered windsock” was. Fucking gold, Jai. And, once again, Your Mom shows us what the affects of shoving lead-paint coated Hot Wheels up your ass as a kid has on the adult brain — thanks Mattel.
Kenny Chesney is a whore sell-out who will get on his knees and suck florida penis just to sell a cd. He is a disgrace to tennessee football. He was never wanted at UT, he comes into town and acts like the four foot loser that he is and tries to take home 18 year olds to make him feel like less of a loser. I hope he drifts away in a banana boat to some remote island with Uncle Kracker and Tim Tebow so nobody will have to see their miserable faces again.
yes, Uncle Kracker too. Dead on target govols.
Banana boat, tebow and chesney. Banana boat. Where is joiner
Good to see Herban can run up the score against a division 1 team. I can’t wait until LSU rips tebow in half.
I love it…
The last time LSU fans were this confident about beating the Gators…
They lost in BR to the Zooker and a freshman QB…
Tebow with a girl? You have got to be kidding me…….
Urban Meyer and Mark Richt <3 Forever
Looks like FL lost and Tennesse’s windsock hasn’t gotten any better.