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2010 February 7
by nycvol010


Jai is out of the net for a week or so.  There are a couple of that are providing coverage in his absence.

TOTAL FUCKING VICTORY, VOLS BITCH

EBJ Top Ten of the clASS

2010 February 8
by ericberrysjock


Tennessee had a hell of a haul this NSD.  It may not be a top 5 class like some were hoping.
However we had plenty cards fall our way. DoolTabby earned respect of coaches in the SEC
and elsewhere being able to hold together 8 Early Enrolees  and more than half  of the remaining
recruits. Here is the EBJ top 10 in  my book  and corresponding  goods.  

1) Da’Rick Rodgers

- Rogers can only be compared to those of the Elite Level. Good Hands, Great Vertical, Speedy and runs decent routes. Very Raw. Plus we stole him from UGA, and they are extremely butt hurt over the whole deal.  Yet, if you ask a GA fan they completely own us and “We will make it up between the hedges this year.” If that happens Ill be taking Tequilla shots with off Marlon Brown’s Grandma’s chest. Also  picked up Nash  Nance via Da’Rick and I think he will be a very serviceable back up and will make the best of his time at UT.

2) Corey “Big Dawg Stuff” Miller

-BDS is probably my favorite recruit personally in this whole class. He is a walking, living quote machine, who backs his talk up on the field. He was probably our second best recruiter to Lance Thompson. BDS is going to have a cult like following come this fall. Has the potential to become one of the greats rushing the Edge at UT. Bleeds Orange and was essential in helping keep our early enrolee’s on campus. Outspoken leader on defense that we have needed since Kevin Burnett.
Brandon Willis… I’ll Holla

 

3) Tyler  ”Bombs Away” Bray

- When Herbie is calling you out on SportsCenter calling you an impact player to watch for 2010,you got something going for you. He flew under the radar and landed in K-town with his whole family. Tyler’s frame is a lil small in the weight department, but Mr. Bray’s father himself is in other words is a “bigsonbitch”. Pray has great potential, good arm, accurate, and throws a pretty deep ball.He should have a hay day in his later years throwing to Milton, Rogers,  Hunter, Meline,  and Teague

 4) Jawuan “Jobu” James (Yes I’m making these up as I go)

-One of the Top Rated Guards in the country. Exploded in the UA all american game just like the last 5 minutes of a Peter North flick. Being on Campus as an EE was a big win for the Vols. Another great pull out of our “New found land” recruiting area of Georgia. Or as I like to say, our sandbox. 45-19.

 
5) Justin “Hustlin” Hunter

-Hunter is an athlete, period. He is a track start in VA. His leaping ability is second to none. He is very fast as well. Not only was he sold on the Vols football program, but the track program as well. The vols have a good history of getting track stars the football. Most Recently Jonathan Wade , who is now making NFL money. Hunter is RAW. But you can’t coach talent, when you got it you got it. Plus Corndog Breath would have never been able to get him the ball
down in LSU.

6) Jacques “The Fist” Smith

The top prospect in the state of Tennessee. Got rave reviews in the Army AA game, and tore it up all year. Has the frame and speed to play at the LB if needed, but right now he seems best fitted to play DE. Lining up on the other end of Corey Miller he could provide a nightmare for QBs. Will be fun to watch him and BDS grow and develop the next few years. Plus he hates Alabama. Who doesn’t. I think he was at more games this year then Phil Fulmer.

#7 ) Ra’Jaon”Da Real Deal” Neal

-Oh look another top player from GA. The top 5A player in the State  of GA. Runs with Authority Smoothness, and great vision. Not a burner, but a Deuce McCallister type back. This could be a re-occuring theme. Current RB Toney Williams was the Top 5a player in the State of GA last year as well. I’m not sure what RICHT  is thinking, but he better be saying his Hail Marys and soon if he wants to keep is job.  Personally I think he should curse more and beat his wife. That’s what I would do if I couldn’t recruit the homegrown talent in my home state.

#8) Michael “Between the Posts” Palardy

 - Laces out Dan! Probably the single most important recruit in terms of the positions he plays.  He will make an immediate impact on special teams in the kicking game. Kickoffs, Punts, FIELD GOALS.  Daniel Lincoln and his ”fohawk” will be dick tucking next season. The kid stayed true to his verbal pledge for 10 months and never faltered. I hope he kicks some GW field goals in his career. Hopefully against FLA, UGA, USCe, Bammer. In no particular order.


#9) Marques “Twitch” Dixon

-Dont let his Rivals star rating fool you. Dixon is the truth. He got injured his JR year as his stock was rising fast. He is a monster in the return game and is a speedy, shifty player. Dixon was a start on one of the best teams year in and year out .In Georgia (lol…suckers) at Decatur high school, which produces D-1 talent every year. Could possibly fill Rogans punt return dutys.
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10) Raiques “Eagle Scout” Crump

-Now here is a guy who only had one big time offer, and that was Tennessee. Lance Thompson knows talent at the LB  position. You could say Crump was this years Robert Nelson. However, I think Crump has very good potential.Super smart (yes he is really an eagle scout) . I don’t think any other player wanted to be a VOL as bad as he did. Dude went ape shit when he found out he got an offer and committed on the spot. I hope he turns into Beast Mode.

So that’s it. Come join us on the forums. www.vols-bitch.com forums.

We can use a little bit of this

2010 February 5
by Jai Eugene


of the Eagle Scout. Hopefully our thugs won’t hurt him.  Herban Meyer hates America.


Raiques Crump Earns Eagle Scout
photo below is from Vols, Bitch.com

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Friday’s F. C. King Links

2010 February 5
by Jai Eugene



Restaurant invites patrons to have sex in its bathrooms
cameron-diaz-is- flexible-still-rocks-a-bikini/
high-school- football-capital-usa/
top-10-super-bowl-fails-of- all-time/ian-tindell
What I’m looking forward to in 2010 « Easton Baseball

Dooley: Total Fucking Victory; Vols, Bitch

2010 February 4
by Jai Eugene


more about “Dooley: Total Fucking Victory; Vols…“, posted with vodpod

I cannot lie to you. The Tennessee Vols National Signing Day was a resounding success. So much so, that Dooley utter five words that will change Tennessee Football forever:

Total Fucking Victory; Vols, Bitch is a huge hit.

Success was so big, in fact, that anyone using the phrase must not abbreviate or otherwise foreshorten it. No TFVVB, no Total F’in Vic, V,B none of it. The five hottest words in this still fledgling Derek Dooley coaching regime must be allowed to unfurl like the original Stars and Stripes over Fort McHenry in 1814, only this time it flies above the glory is that is Rocky Top. From three thousand feet, an Islamic mosque looks a lot like an antenna. Mark Richt may have to resign after his recruiting fail at the hands of Dooley.

From Chatt free press

Who cares if Florida finished number one? History has taught us all one thing, those fantastically talented Florida recruits will run afoul of the law, drugs, traffic or some violent crime. Anyone that would go to Florida or Southern Cal with all of the weird medical drama (http://www.gatorsports.com/article/2…egins-Thursday) and looming probation (USC) is lacking the requisite intellectual processing skills to wipe their ass.

Such are the costs of Total Fucking Victory; Vols, Bitch.

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Thursday’s F.C. King Links

2010 February 4
by Jai Eugene


Two links from Moon Dog:
http://moondogsports.com/2010/ 02/03/jessica-jane-clement- has-spectacular-breasts/
http://moondogsports.com/2010/ 02/03/video-lindsay-ellingson- loves-her-body-and-so-do-i/
http://guyism.com/2010/02/ ultra-wag-abbey-clancy-did- fhm-in-bikinis.html
Coolege Hoops: one- month-left/
Slumming with freida-pinto/

UGA?

2010 February 3
by Jai Eugene


Thanks little buddies.

Here is a screencap from Dawgvent. Pure Gold, owning UGA on and off the gridiron.

Wednesday’s F.C. King Links

2010 February 3
by Jai Eugene

Ambles

2010 February 3
by nycvol010


Based on the comments I assume you come on this site from time to time. We would love to have you at UT..really would. We, as fans, have had a hell of a year….you have to know what CLK did was dirty and wrong. I understand that you need to go where you think is best for you. But please, don’t play us. Either come here and celebrate that decision, or go to UNC or USC and celebrate that decision. But, please, don’t dog out the teams you don’t choose by playing CLK type games. We would truly love to see you line up wide right and Da’Rick line up wide left and watch the DB’s panic….you guys would light it up! You have the opportunity to become a legend at UT…not just another WR out west. Make your choice…but make it clean and with honor. Holla.

The Smoking Palm

2010 February 3


No Fap Zone? PUHLeeezzeeee it is NSD, bitches

National Signing Day (NSD) is today. You’re smart, you understand the concept: Big with a vagina.

TODAY IS A red-letter day in the annals of  laughable toupees, big bellies, penis floss and latent homo-erotica, as 18 year old boys make the inevitable foray into college football and top off the spank-tanks of middle-age men. The “winner” of this latest recruiting gauntlet gets an imaginary trophy from Rivals, and the chance to award themselves an mythical National Championship.

This is my 4th annual attempt to blog the College Football’s National Signing Day or “The Smoking Palm”.  I  will be posting comments about my impressions of Coach Dooley’s son first recruiting effort.

Sack Up, NAMbLA
Sack Up, Bitches

Among the websites and Media being gently monitored from my Tactical Operations  Center or TOC:

  • Rivals Radio
  • ESPNU
  • Rivals Recruiting Board
  • Tony Basilio
  • Vols, bitch.com
  • Volquest.com
  • Finebaum
  • BamaonLine
  • GatorBait

Volquest
An Itinerary for my day If I Woke Up and Found Myself Suddenly Transformed into a 62-year-old Jock Sniffer or a Jock Sniffer-Sniffer getting ready for a day beasting and quasi-Live Blog NSD, this is what my day might look like:

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NSD, Can’t sleep

2010 February 3
by nycvol010


i have signing day fever. Anybody else?

Mike Hamilton, the UTAD needs to wake up and join the 20th century. “The official Alabama athletics website rolltide.com is having a free feature tomorrow called the Fax Cam. They can go watch a camera on the website of the fax machine and see which recruits send in their LOIs. ” Go to tide tv… “Special Signing Day Coverage – Be the first to know who officially signs”

God, I would pay for that at Tennessee.

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I had a Dream

2010 February 2
by nycvol010



I read this happened to someone else the other day – but I, too, have now had a dream about recruiting for the Vols….I know – it’s weird. I woke up and decided that after signing day, I’m done for awhile…then I realized there might be some news for a couple of weeks after signing day and had to reconsider.

The dream was actually kind of funny…I was pro’ing and con’ing with Markeith Ambles – TN vs. SC. His only pro for Southern Cal was half dressed girls walking around campus. The only con I could think of at TN was there weren’t half naked girls walking around campus.

In the end, I’m ready for signing day. I’m ready to be up when both Ambles and Rogers proclaim TN as their college destination or I’m ready to be completely down for the days after neither come. One would be great but I’m more of the gambling type – all or nothing. Hopefully, we at least get 1!

Go Vols!

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