The Dark Knight trailer & video clips on Yahoo! Summer Movie Guide May 9, 2008
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EA Sports: final two cover athletes for NCAA Football 09 May 9, 2008
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EA has announced the final two cover athletes for NCAA Football 09, scheduled to hit stores across North America on July 15 from EA Sports. Former Cal wide receiver, DeSean Jackson, will be the cover athlete on PlayStation 2 while former West Virginia Mountaineer Owen Schmitt can be found on the cover of the PlayStation Portable version of the game. [IGN]
We recommend using these photos for the covers:
DeSean Jackson adding a new version to the definition of Epic Fail as he showboats to a sure TD to a fumble in Army AllStar Game (Blur?). This is LOLz
or the Runaway Beer Truck:
Who is this? May 9, 2008
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Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We’d just like to thank you for all the rogue boosters and sidewalk alumni. This is really a thousand dollars in singles for the titty bars. [Excerpt from Ricky Bobby]
I thought that global warming had struck again. Because initially I thought these asshats were Bammeroids, maybe Memphis Tiger recruits/players. For some reason, I suspect that they are from the midwest for some reason. I can’t believe he put that money in his mouth, money is suppose to be really nasty.
Does anyone know who they are?
This is why you suck May 9, 2008
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Friday’s F. C. King links May 9, 2008
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- Penis goes where? Fail Lil Bammer Staters
- Penis goes here, so it begins for Saban, BCS or Bust Bitches
- Bears Cedrick Benson’s Booking video
- Battle for the Blogosphere, It’s a cat fight
- Aunt Prank: This cost me my inheritance, but it was worth it.
- Kim Kardashian and Her Cellulite Treatment
- The Eagles cheerleaders are shooting their swimsuit calendar
- The Chick Who Meets Famous People & Kyle Orton
- Cherie Carlson - Another Girl I don’t Know who I’d be a Slave To
- What not to wear…
- Matt Walsh To Turn Over Tape Collection To NFL
- Are 34 FFF’s Enough?
- When Cheerleading Goes Wrong Compilation
- Latarian Milton - Hood Rat
- “Hey, Ernie, Go F Yourself”
- Tighten your grip if you want a job
- Survivor Poll: Who is going to win?
- Bar Refaeli Has Legs Of A Thomson’s Gazelle …
Tebow don’t preach May 8, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football, SEC Traditions, florida gators.13 comments
Tim left his ween trimming knife in the chick’s breast.
(Thanks Preston and YMSWWC) Tebow preaches at a Gator prison [ESPN]. I have a feeling that this kid and his family are going to be good for plenty of funny stories over the coming years. Those cameras are never to far away from Timmy when he is doing his charitable works, are they? For those keeping score:
2007- kissing teammates
2008- Ween trimming and cleaning
2008- Hanging out where men turn to other men for emotional and physical comfort
From Ron Zook’s 1/2 Full Can of Red Bull: he’s the kind of person who thinks that football and religion are all you need in life, and he looks down on people who don’t think so. He has been very condescending to some of my friends (he played for my high school football team) because they don’t see football as the epitome of a man’s existence. His arrogance is stunning.
The lil fella on the picture is in for a rude surprise!!
Newest Vols Recruit Bobby Maze: Tennessee is a Ferrari and Kentucky is a Range Rover May 8, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in Bat Shit Crazy, Cat's Meow, Failboats, Kentucky Wildcats, SEC Football, Tennessee Volunteers, bruce pearl.10 comments
He will either make my beloved Vols 1000 kinds of awesome or completely destroy our team. Our potential next year is absolutely insane. Fact is that Maze just doesn’t look like a guy that wants to play for Kentucky (he has hit puberty).
“All coaches tell you that want to play fast but a lot of them are just saying that,” Maze said. “Here all you have to do is look at the tape and watch them play. Coach Pearl’s teams always lead the league in scoring or are right up there.”
I guarantee you that’s exactly what Billy G. told him. After he slammed his 8th Scotty Hopson.
Check Maze’s rap video. Hell yes.
Kentucky Fan May 8, 2008
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Pondering why the SEC has passed them by? Wondering if Rupp really was racist? Does Judd really need Valtrex? Or how can he lose his virginity, to a girl this time.
Need… Braves… Baseball… May 7, 2008
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Watching ESPN Deportes this weekend in Mexico was the first time since the season opener against the Nationals that I was able to see the Braves play live. Dropping $200 on the MLB Extra Innings packages seems very appealing to me right now. I don’t mind the D-Backs but I am being force fed all this Diamondback shit and it is fucking killing me. Anyone have any suggestions/recommendations regarding the MLB Extra Innings package or if there is an alternate way to see El Bravos without making it rain to the cable company?
Note to UF Fans: This is how Jorts are supposed to be worn
Anti Fulmer Sign May 7, 2008
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Anti-FulmerSign On Car Lands Signal Mountain Man With Obscenity Charge
posted May 6, 2008
A Signal Mountain man is facing an obscenity charge after displaying a sign on his car.
A sheriff’s deputy who made the arrest said Jeremy Boyd Eaker, 20, of 7717 Sawyer Pike, had a sign reading: “F— you, Fulmer.”
My uncle lives on Signal Mountain, after he read the story of the Signal Mountain Neck getting the ticket for his Fuck You Fulmer car sign, he sent me the picture below. He snapped this photo near the CATZ & DOGZ on Sawyer Pike last week.
News on America’s Penis May 7, 2008
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Executive Summary of the conclusion of Florida’s legislative session [TBO] .
- Bestiality: Yes [Herban wept]
- License plates: Added to the roster of 109 specialty plates now available are new ones touting Florida’s resemblence to a dangling wiener (See Above).
- Wheelies: No.
- Evolution: Fail (Maybe later)
- Making a mom look at her fetus before she aborts it: No (for now).
- Getting fired for keeping your gun in your car: No.
- Growing pot at home: No.
- racially offensive lyrics in the state anthem: No.
This Gate looks stoned May 7, 2008
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